Bearded Ladies and Men in Skirts.

'"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but how far his beard hangs over his chest." -Martin Luther King Jr.'

Over at Busted Tees you can get this handy Beard Ruler tee for $20. I must say that what makes this tee even better is the fact that it isn't just marketed towards the most common beard growers: men.
THEN Busted Tees gets another 10 cool points for this tee pictured below. (Plus the fantastic descriptions they have for their tees [quoted below each picture])

“Oh man, they replaced the ‘Men Wearing Skirts’ door.”

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